Posts Tagged ‘WaMu’

Intensely

Sunday, October 19th, 2008

I have had an interesting week, both emotionally and mentally. I had probably reached the low point of my slump. Some projects that I was contemplating were not quite… smart, I guess would be the word. Video games and depression had taken up approximately 4 days out of my week. Oh, and Firefly. Those sixteen hours were fun.

My crazy idea involved attempting some kind of moral stance with my bank. I had reached a point where I felt like I didn’t really have much to lose and I was willing to put a lot on the line. After giving in to the system that was designed specifically to encourage me to fail and losing about 25% of my income to Washington Mutual every pay-check, I had decided that something needed to be done. My final straw was when I sent a check out on Oct 3rd. After receiving an eviction notice on the 8th to vacate the premesis by the 11th I had lost all faith in whatever it was that I was supposed to be having faith in.

With the realization that I may no longer have a place to live based on the actions of my bank, their “delivered by” field had suggested no later than the 8th, I came to the conclusion that I may as well go down fighting. I had this fantasy about what I wanted to do. My fantasies are just that… fantasies. At times, I am sure that my life would benefit more if I learned the secret to making some of my fantasies realities but this was not one of those instances.

The basic plan involved making it to the bank and having a little talk with a manager. I had hoped to have this interaction recorded somehow so that I may review it at a later point in life and see if I was right or wrong. My point was to have a little speech delivered to the manager and provide an ultimatum in which they could make a decision as to my fate. Banks are corporations that think they are people and thusly, think they develop policies that enforce a system of ethics that, to a corporation, are good and beneficial to the society of which they are a part.

My reasoning is that this is complete bull-shit and corps do not have the same needs as a human being and they never will because they do not need food, air, water, and any of the other needs that humans have. Corps need money, human labor, and resources from the earth. Two very conflicting philosophies. As a result, policies regarding human interaction are applied and later enforced regarding what a corp feels is ‘right’. Soon this shifts into law because a large enough percentage of the population have been practicing these policies in ‘ethics’ for long enough that it is a simple matter for most forms of government to agree to make concessions to protect its “Citizen’s” right to the pursuit of happiness.

Because of such a fundamental difference in how this legal fiction interacts with a society, we end up in the kind of situations that I found myself in. A bank employee telling me that by allowing me to spend money I don’t have, which we tend to call Credit, they are protecting me from making a mistake and protecting me from spending more money than I can afford to spend. To top it all off, this human being that represents the legal fiction in question, WaMu, goes on to inform me that because of this “service” they feel completely justified in collecting thirty-four dollars for each ‘protection’ fee.

I look at it like this. I spend four dollars from an account with a balance of zero. This is possible because I have been given enough rope with which to hang myself. This situation arises because of what we call Credit Scores. With a higher credit score, we would not be placed in such a precarious position because we have proved with our credit scores that we will not be preyed upon thus also proving that it would be a waste of a con-artist’s time and resources to pursue us as an avenue for revenue. With this four dollar expenditure, Washington Mutual applies there humanitarian policy of saving us by incurring a thirty-four dollar ‘overdraft fee’. Nobody, and I mean nobody within a bank has been convinced that this is the exact same thing as credit, just with an ungodly and unethical interest rate applied to this credit that was extended to me.

Taking much of the above into account, I had felt that a confrontation of some sort was needed. I had some overdraft fees that came about as a result of an extraneous charge which was immediately corrected by the next day. Before the money was placed back into the account, a thirty-four dollar fee was applied. As a result, this kind of snowballed into several other charges incurring overdraft charges and the first time I tried to have this reversed, I failed. Because I had to come to the bank in person. I do happen to work graveyards and fall asleep right around eight in the morning and wake up around seven in the evening.

This story is getting way too long and bulky, I won’t blame anyone for a TL;DR.

Simpler language:

Go to bank; inform employee to STFU and listen; Give me back the following fees or there will be a situation; Be told by bank employee that their job was to serve the needs of the legal fiction which they served; Force employee to reassess situation by asking “How far are you willing to go in order to keep this money?” “Are you zealous enough to put your well-being at risk and the freedom of another human being at risk (me) in order to protect this “Moral high-ground” of which you keep telling me about?”;

Smack person around with all the rage I have available to me that was created by my inability to hold a legal fiction responsible for its actions.

I don’t know what was to happen, but I was not going to walk out of there with any form of compromise.

Anyway, I guess I will have to write more about the other topics later. This post has gone on long enough.

memories

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

I can’t believe how much has happened in my life. I constantly feel like an old man when I sit down and contemplate and reflect the life I have lived. Today I found some old pictures from a party that I had attended.  I sure wasn’t afraid to party. What happened to that person? Why did I have to grow up and get all responsible and shit?

It is a strange feeling to look up an isolated incident in my life and see that it has become a topic of discussion or an inside joke years later. I have been trying to figure out whether or not I should be proud or ashamed. I think I will choose pride. Pride is the only way to go in these situations and I have no regrets. I love my life.

It really is awesome when you meet somebody new and they are provided funny anecdotes about your life from people you don’t even know. Then you get to relive those moments all over again. Example: I meet new friend, friend’s friend happens to know something about me and forwards information, new friend shares old information and it is all a new fresh experience again. Revitalize the past yo ;) I wished that the pool2boy website were still up. Apparently even in ‘08 the meme remains and the word pool2boy is an inside joke to be shared with others as a symbol of “I was there”. I’ll have to ask optikal which talk it was that he heard the mention at.

Speaking of Defcon, did I ever mention that Wynn’s daughter is a fucking hottie? That is all I will say about that.

Browsing through the old pictures, I relived my experience drinking habanero rum. Best home made brew, ever. I think it was about 200 proof and it was made with about two pounds of habaneros. I had to chew it to swallow it. My host had great timing and managed to snap pictures at critical moments. I remember dripping sweat mucus and saliva out of every pore in my body. It was amazing. I highly recommend it. Look for Flea at defcon and ask him to make you some. Give him lots of money. It is worth it.

What else has been going on? WaMu has not delivered my rent check, taken 300 dollars in the last week, and I have an eviction notice. These are exciting times we live in. Maybe I need to meet myself again and get in touch with that dude who knew how to party. I miss him. My friends miss him. Strangers miss him. What was I thinking when I decided I wanted to grow up? Growing up is for assholes and bitches.