Grow your own potatoes.
It is a shame that an American industry can enforce a civil matter for citizens of a different country who don’t even *have* piracy laws like we do.
I think this would be an excellent way to order food. The chef designs your meal based on words you select for four different characteristics, including emotional state. Awesome.
Remember Elements of Style in English 1010? Some good arguments about how it was just fluffy ego pulp.