and this starts me on a whole life-time’s rant of pet peeves that stem from the same mentally retarded dysfunction that every fucking idiot on the planet has. Left is not right, guys. When I say left, I don’t mean turn right and then laugh at yourself for being a fucking retard.
Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip are not the same. They are COMPLETELY FUCKING DIFFERENT SUBSTANCES. In case you didn’t notice, BUTTER AND MARGARINE.. well, if you think that a product from vegetables is the same as a fatty product from animals is the same, you’re still a fucking retard. THEY TASTE DIFFERENT!
Skim milk is not an appropriate substitute for whole milk. why the fuck are you even drinking milk in the first place if you remove all the fat from it? Milk IS fat. dumb-ass and it’s near impossible to cook food with fat-less milk. quit your whining and drink the real stuff or don’t drink milk at all. quit being so half-assed about it.
Aspirin is not Ibuprofen. Tylenol is not Ibuprofen. Hydrocodone is not Ibuprofen. When I ask for a fucking Ibuprofen, for god’s sake, learn the simple fact that DIFFERENT WORDS HAVE DIFFERENT MEANINGS.
I am seriously losing my mind thinking that words have different meanings, but I live in a world full of imbeciles and I keep thinking there is something wrong with me every time I say left and EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU IMMEDIATELY LOOKS RIGHT. I’m not kidding, I bet you did it just now, you fucking retard.
Now look Left.
See what you did there? If you looked to your right, it is a sign that you are mentally retarded and it probably follows your ‘logic’ dictates that all oils are the same, that butter and margarine are the same, that all words have whatever meaning you want them to have at the time you say it and so-on and so-forth.
Please just go kill yourself now and remove your retardedness from the gene pool.
Thank you