I am very annoyed with wordpress lately. I was working on my slcguide site and I was trying out different themes. Well, I installed the wrong theme because now I cannot access my admin panel. It comes up as blank. I never should have trusted that theme.
I had a killer sammich from Johnny’s on Second today for dinner. It was the 9-ball. My mouth is watering again just thinking about it. Chicken, ranch, fresh tomatoes, fresh lettuce, some other things and it is bigger than my forearms.
Drank some water and scarfed my food over at Bar-X with some strangers that I met off the internet. Hi person I just met! I know you’re reading ;) We talked about my sexy seven inches of computing power and pickled eggs.
I have a theory about pickled eggs, and I believe it to be true. It goes something like this: Have you ever found pickled eggs in a location that is not white trash? I’m not talking shit on pickled eggs or white trash (I happen to be white trash – check out the awesome moustache on my flickr) it’s just that pickled eggs can only be found in certain places. Have you ever noticed that? Maybe I will compile a list of places you can find pickled eggs.
I remember one morning after feeding a housefull of kids some tea and marshmallows that near the end one of the psychonauts was interested in procuring a pickled egg. He thought this would be an easy task. I warned him everytime he came back empty handed.
He said, oh hay Smith’s will have them they have everything. He came back complaining that nobody there even knew what a pickled egg was. This went on through several stores and gas stations and every time I told him that he has to put on a wife beater and imagine where he would be if he lived in a trailer park. Well, the nearest location for pickled eggs was too far so he never got to eat one.
Because of this experience, later that week I purchased a pickled egg from the gas station down the street of where I used to live. Yum. Now I want a damned pickled egg! I will publish a page dedicated to pickled eggs.
Anybody want to take a word count for how many times I said pickled eggs this post? I should be getting paid top dollar. ;)