norp plus

April 17th, 2009

Grow your own potatoes.

White People Problems.

It is a shame that an American industry can enforce a civil matter for citizens of a different country who don’t even *have* piracy laws like we do.

I think this would be an excellent way to order food. The chef designs your meal based on words you select for four different characteristics, including emotional state. Awesome.

Lulz

Remember Elements of Style in English 1010? Some good arguments about how it was just fluffy ego pulp.

get some

April 15th, 2009

I think I should go buy a house in Detroit.

And then I can drive around my abandoned neighborhood in my peapod.

I could really go for the Spina seat by ITOKI.

Chris Cunningham video (via William Gibson’s blog). You may remember Cunningham from such videos as Window Licker or Rubber Johnny.

Vote with your dollar.

In other news, conservative republicans were protesting in Downtown Salt Lake City today. I noticed this crowd on the bus and I am probably just guessing that they were Republicans based solely on their misspelled signs, inappropriate clothing (it was about to snow and none were dressed warm) and weird haircuts.

This got me to wondering about where these protesters were during the last eight years of expenditures and why did they wait until we had a new president to express their displeasure. Why did these people wait until it was too late to voice their opinions? Couldn’t they have spoken up before the legislation was even passed? What did their representatives vote for? Why didn’t they stop their legislators and senators from voting in favor of the bailout and stimulus packages?

My guess is that they are just feeling vindictive and want to show the world that they can protest against the current administration just like everyone else did during the last eight years.

apr 14

April 15th, 2009

aggregation begins

April 14th, 2009

I’m going to try out this aggregation thing.

Facebook. It’s where your grandma hangs out.

In the “City of God,” St. Augustine tells the story of a pirate captured by Alexander the Great. The Emperor angrily demanded of him, “How dare you molest the seas?” To which the pirate replied, “How dare you molest the whole world? Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a great navy, molest the world and are called an emperor.” St. Augustine thought the pirate’s answer was “elegant and excellent.” — Noam Chomsky

Check out the Ceiling Drip. It’s the fourth one down.

Some thoughts about paranoia.

A neat little social experiment involving robots. I would love to do something like this in my town. I hope that she shares what equipment she used to construct her tweenbots.

Why Lobbying beats out all other forms of government. Because it is more profitable than any other business model.

Relationships based on business models.

That should be enough for today.

response to audit

April 8th, 2009

Kirsten,

 

I’m just going to throw some random numbers out there and hopefully they will put the hysteria into perspective. I am responding to your article about criminals working in our schools because any story that has an underlying message of “save the children” always sets off a red flag.

The math from your story shows that 1.4% of teachers found in this investigation were revealed to be one of four types of criminals. We are lumping drug possesion, sexual assault, indecent exposure and aggravated assault all into the same category. That means that I could make an educated guess and state that 3.2% of a normal population are criminals of *any* type. If the 1.4% of teachers that you would have us be alarmed about were also of any type of criminal, we could safely assume that whatever background checks are already in place are effectively reducing the criminal population of this group by over 50%. That’s great news.

What if we were to take it a step further and figure out what percentage of a “normal” criminal population consists of the four types of criminals you mentioned in your story? You see where I am going with this?

I am not trying to say that we shouldn’t be worried. There is nothing wrong with wanting to trust who deals with your children. When we take a look at the actual risk analysis, aren’t there better ways we can be spending that money to enrich our children? I’ll leave that thought open for others to decide.

Everybody knows that the quickest way into taxpayer’s pockets is to threaten their children. This can be accomplished by reiterating common every day risks. The secret is to make it sound like a new threat that didn’t exist before the story was uncovered. I don’t blame you for the story at all. Instilling fear into parents moves copy and that in turn holds value for the advertisers who finance your paychecks.

Would it be possible to reverse engineer this story and find out who is backing the proposed legislation? Even doing some critical thinking and researching beyond what I have provided could maybe balance things out. I have no right to call on you as a journalist as a librarian of critical thinking, but I am still inclined to do so.

I do hope that you do not take this in the wrong spirit. I feel that there should be a little bit more research involved when passing on information to the public. Especially when it concerns such emotionally charged issues. Who is really going to be taken advantage of in the scenario that you proposed?

I don’t have the answer, because I don’t know who financed the studies or who is supporting any bills concerning this subject.

original story found here
This was a result of just five minutes of work. I could hope that more intensive research would provide more accurate and applicable information

focus past

April 3rd, 2009

Who makes you feel like I make me feel?

Focusing on the inner dialogue and externalizing my thoughts is an endeavor I soon hope to attain. All alone pumps in stereo through my ears with the Rastafarian accent obliterating my original intent. Inspiration once sprang from a well, now I pass information like my intestines discard pork products or greasy food.

Illiterate in the social sphere of pre-emptive courtesies and Bangkok’s of influential neuro-synaptic Jesus hopping partitioned souls, my essence twitches in safe mode clicking and firing off one by one.

If I could translate my language into a comprehensible sandwich to consume, Peanut Butter.

And Jelly.

Jelly is the optimal describor, the denatured floodless. Which tastes better on toast? Dysfunctional or the former?

ode to kutiman

March 26th, 2009

Kutiman does not mix records. He does not play traditional instruments to craft his music.

He pulls strands of symphonium out of the aether and weaves them together in a harmonious cacophony of infinite facets reflecting into the irises of your ears.

http://thru-you.com/#/videos/

history past

February 6th, 2009

Just found something that I wrote several years ago.

“At times our own light goes out and is rekindled by a spark from another person. Each of us has cause to think with deep gratitude of those who have lighted the flame within us.”
-Albert Schweitzer

We haven’t seen each other for thirty-one days. The last words out of her mouth were, “Don’t speak to me, don’t come over anymore and don’t ever call me again.” I spent that weekend, New Years Eve, poisoning myself. I barely made it out. Almost got my throat slit in the darkness, there in hell.

I can’t sleep anymore. I toss and turn, itch and scratch. I don’t have a fever or anything, I just have trouble keeping still.

This time when I talked to her, I think I was drunk. It’s always an accident when you first call. Just like the coincidence that happens when you have the bottle in one hand and the telephone in the other. That was the night I puked all over myself at the bar. I smelled like shit and my clothes were wet from washing them in the sink. My teeth chattered as I walked down Center, looking aimlessly for a phone.

She was drunk as well. We talked for an hour. I slept like a baby that night.

I called her again the next weekend. She wanted to go see her parents. I had a car, and some money to get us to Cali. She was very happy. But we didn’t go.

Then she started calling me. We make plans, we smile, we laugh together. She tells me that she wishes I were closer, that I am too far away. And I think it is a nice thought. But if I were any closer, we would hurt each other.

It’s been twenty-three thousand, eight-hundred and eight hours since we left in anger. We talk more, and yearn more. Will it be different this time?

I am probably too cautious and scared to find the truth of the matter, but at least these days, I can sleep.

fluctuating redundant

February 4th, 2009

I’ve been spending my time pondering some of the… empyrean and cylical nature of my – or rather, our – existence. I will admit that most of these contemplations occur while sitting on the throne of John, and he’s not a baptist.

My reflections were set in motion by several things. Earlier this week I was thinking about groundhog day and that got me to thinking about buddhism and then I started thinking about the big bang and how scientists predict that everything shrinks back together and then explodes again and then I moved on to mentally digesting the experiences of psychedelic explorers of our time and I keep coming full circle on the same experience.

The same experience. Repeated. Each time, over and over again with subtle differences or minor tweaks on each run-through. Each day is the same as the last and will be the same as tomorrow. The only difference will be the butterfly wings. One day I wake up to the fluttering of wings and tomorrow we will fall asleep to the flapping of demon wings. The difference is negligible.

We are blessed to have a tool of perception that allows us to reflect upon previous experiences. Whether it be remembering yesterday, reading about history, or seeing into the past using the tools of science. Using these tools we can re-mix our future interspersing memories and experiences that increase our individual, or even overall, happiness throughout the stream of time flowing forward into our future changing the course in a predictable manner. Synthesizing and re-creating using the works of those who have come before us are the way of our future. This is the path to infinite regeneration.

busted not

January 30th, 2009

My co-worker approached my workspace and informed me that “the man” totally busted me browsing the internet. I replied with a whowuzzhuh? I had my gmail, google reader, bank statement, work tools and office communicator open.

I scratched my head.

I turned around and this was when I remembered that from the fishbowl, everybody can see what is on my screen at all times while they are in a meeting. This means my boss’s boss’s bosses.

Doh.