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Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

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  1. Funny Girl Says: 
    November 11th, 2008 at 2:06 am   edithttp://bp2.blogger.com/_TMlQo_69v-0/R5cEwuzvSDI/AAAAAAAAZ-U/e5gZU-lYRx0/s1600-h/1001.jpg
  2. Funny Girl Says: 
    November 11th, 2008 at 2:08 am   edithttp://bp0.blogger.com/_TMlQo_69v-0/R5cEyOzvSHI/AAAAAAAAZ-0/Q6hVvttd9N4/s1600-h/1005.jpg
  3. Funny Girl Says: 
    November 11th, 2008 at 2:09 am   edithttp://bp0.blogger.com/_TMlQo_69v-0/R5cFJOzvSMI/AAAAAAAAZ_c/ZmIpzMnjstg/s1600-h/1010.jpg

    JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW ABOUT CHILDREN… OH I LOVE MY CAP LOCKS THANKS FOR THE ADVISE..

  4. Funny Girl Says: 
    November 11th, 2008 at 2:13 am   edithttp://bp1.blogger.com/_TMlQo_69v-0/R5cGFezvSXI/AAAAAAAAaA0/5rbvntzlxO8/s1600-h/1021.jpg

    HE LOOKS LIKE YOU.. HA HA HE REALLY DOES… LAST ONE I PROMISE IT JUST MAKES ME HAPPY YOU ARE LEARNING.. TAKE CARE… AND QUIT DOING AND SELLING DRUGS.. I HAVE A WITNESS NOW.. YOU HAVE TO BE SMART ABOUT THAT.. JUST GIVE IT UP,, AND GROW UP… AGAIN, TAKE CARE

Listen you poor child, why don’t you communicate with me like a normal person?

Your little game to frustrate me and piss me off is working wonderfully, thanks.

Now that I’m pissed off, do you feel like you’re still in control? You seriously need some help. I’m not telling you this to put you down or mess with your little fantasy world but you are sick in the head. One Hundred Percent sick in the head.

Besides that, stop playing your silly little commenting games and start talking to me for real. The traits you display of cowardice, selfishness, greed, and pathological lying concern me to no end. Combined with your obvious lack of any form of brain function or education this makes you a very dangerous person.

You know nothing about me and you never *will* know anything about me or the world around you because you don’t know the first thing about opening your eyes. I can’t even have a civil discourse with you when your only agenda in life is to prove to yourself and our daughter that she doesn’t want or need any one in this world other than you.

I would love to have even the slightest bit of respect for you but you make it very difficult. I hope that someday you can find something better to do other than making up fantasies in your head about other people. I’m still waiting for you back up your words.

It is quite a struggle to keep one’s patience when the other party hides in the shadows taunting and making false threats yet no action is taken.

Quit being a coward.

Quit playing the victim.

Quit being such a fucking cunt.

And mostly, please start being a human being. You’re worse than a child with your games and your unsuccessful attempts at having any semblance of control over your own mind, body, and environment.

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Tuesday, November 11th, 2008



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Originally uploaded by blog.keldwud

What a funny little profanity filter.

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voting soon

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

The best way to prepare yourself for voting next time is to start at the beginning again and focus on basic history and how the government is set-up.

Learn about the three branches of government and what they are

Learn about our history

Learn about the Bill of Rights, from grade school type material. Look for something geared to a 4th-6th grade level.

Learn about the United States Constitution

Learn about the Declaration of Independence.

Before you can make any change, you need to start there.

The whole reason we are where we are at now is because your peers do not know any of these basic rights.

They just speak and vote and parrot so they don’t have to admit that they know nothing.

You have an advantage because you are not afraid to admit you know nothing.

Let me know if you want some resources for the above topics. Those are the foundations of how you should vote. Because how you feel about those documents and about being an American will provide you an opportunity to make an informed decision when voting.

It will require much reading, but as a result we will have a stronger society because you took the time to read.

The most important part is knowing your culture’s history. Knowing what came before and then deciding where *you* as an individual would like things to end up. Do not become someone else’s agenda. Become your own voice. 

You cannot speak until you have listened to yourself

Then find out where to vote

P.S. this was originally dedicated to my sister, but then I realized that it can apply to many people.

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Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

Not fifteen minutes ago, an anonymous female called my employer trying to find out information about me. She would not give any identifying information about herself but she demanded access to me. Something to do with me having access to her “pound”?

I have no clue what is going through this girl’s head but she sure is playing a stupid game. My phone number is available to her as well as my blog and my email address and my home address. The only reason anyone would have to call my employer is if they were up to no good. Sneaky lying bastiches.

Now I have Mindy K Davis’s home address, phone number, and IP address. She should have thought this through better. Maybe she should have just payed the 10,000 dollars to get artificially inseminated instead of thinking she could play a human being for a sap and a sucker and a fool. You dumb bitch. Maybe if you weren’t so stupid you could accomplish something better with your life.

Now is the time for you to allow the both of us to raise our daughter.

In case you forgot, here is the info again

my phone number XXX.XXX.XXXX

my email address keldwud@gmail.com (you already know that one because you have been posting fake sex ads for me so I would get harassed by people looking for sex)

my home address Salt Lake City, UT

show me what you’ve got. You gonna show me how good you are? Or are you going to be white trash and try and escalate the situation by sending thugs after me to harass me and mess with my home to try and scare me off?

Like I said before, you’ll have to kill me if you want to make sure that your daughter doesn’t have a father. Because right now she does. And there is nothing you can do to change that. Even in death, I will still be our child’s father. Deal with it and take your own advice about “growing up”.

You can lie to yourself and your family and our daughter as much as you want but you do not have enough power or brain matter to control history or facts. All you can do is destroy people’s lives. Why don’t you make a real difference and do the right thing.

I don’t even want to hear your voice unless it is to say “keldwud I’m sorry” I suggest you find a mediator to use to communicate with me until you learn how to stop avoiding life and learning to deal with it.

This whole ‘harassing my place of work’ game is pretty boring.

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friends please help me find my daughter

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

Dear Internet, I implore you to help me in whatever way you can in re-uniting a baby girl with her father.

Her name is WIllow Davis and the mother Mindy K Davis disappeared with her one month before she was due to be born. She is being held hostage as collateral so that Mindy can collect sympathy and paychecks. Mindy’s agenda is to do whatever is in her power to keep us apart.

There are no court orders. There are no protection orders. There are no custody orders at this time.

I am the biological father and have the DNA test results if anyone wishes to verify the facts. I can also provide court documentation proving that there are no orders against me.

I have a case number with the Third Judicial District Court. Case number 084904728

I have filed two separate summonses to Mindy K Davis to two different addresses.

She has been contacting me through myspace but she deflects any queries about our daughter

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=205217141

She was last seen in Salt Lake City, Utah and is still living off of State benefits because Office of Recovery Services still needs compensation.

There are two potential addresses for Mindy Davis 

1044 DOWNINGTON AVE

and

831East 300 South

I believe she has a Comcast account with the IP address of 76.27.82.198

She has a friend named Jill Crandall from Denver Colorado that sends her money each month.

Her parents Wendell and Carolyn Davis are supporting this jackassery and so is her cousin Jessica Davis.

If anyone could help me, I would appreciate it. I can not move forward with my court case until I have exhausted all means of trying to locate and contact her. She has been ignoring my emails for the last month.

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hey dipshit

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

Listen, I’m done being patient with you. You’re a stupid fucking bitch and you need to get with the program. I have no more patience left for your games or your ignorance or your stupidity or your selfishness.

I don’t care what you think anymore or who you think is going to “protect” you. Go ahead and try to get a protection order you dumb bitch. You gave birth to a child for purely selfish reasons. You wanted to get some sort of resolution for your ex taking off with the baby that you both planned to raise, you wanted to have the easy life and have an excuse for why everybody should give you free shit, you wanted a fucking toy to show off to others, you wanted to have control over another human being by using a human child as a hostage.

You are disgusting and I feel sick to my stomach every time I think of you. And I think about it every day. Everything you are doing is wrong. Your life right now is a lie and your life always will be a lie. Nothing can change that.

There really aren’t many other words available to describe the filth and the trash that you will always be. I wanted to hope for better from you but I realize that even with professional help you will never recover. Your mind and soul are lost to the world because you sold them for a chance to let everyone else in your life provide for you and take care of you because it’s true, you are disabled. You’re a retard and nowhere close to being human. You gave up being human a long time ago when you decided you would rather be molested so you could get sympathy from others.

I don’t care anymore, I know you’re never going to change and you will always be a dumb cunt. You will never progress in life, you will never learn anything new, you will never be able to provide or or be there for another human being.

The only way you or anyone else is going to keep my daughter from having me as a father is if I am dead. So get to it. Give me your best shot. I want to see how dedicated to evil you are. How far you are willing to go in order to deny our daughter some basic human rights. She has a father who actually wants to be there and can actually provide for her. Except in your selfish delusions, you think that keeping her from her dad is the only way you can keep your paycheck which is the sympathy of others that you gather by lying to them.

Nothing will stop me from seeing her. As much as you disgust me, I will have nothing to say to you unless you can learn how to be human again. I don’t care for you and you are not worth my time to even argue with. You don’t even understand rational thought. So make up whatever excuses you want. I never have and I never will lay a finger on you and as much as I want to raise my voice at you now I realize it falls on deaf ears.

I *will* be a part of our daughter’s life and that is final. There is nothing you can do or say to keep us apart. I will follow her to the ends of the earth. I will raise her to respect and love you despite your mental handicap and you will have to decide if you want to be a part of that or not.

If you are not forthcoming with any information as to your whereabouts or what is going on, I will have to take it upon myself to find out on my own.

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