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Boy did I drop the ball today. I got off work at seven in the morning like I always do and decided that since today is my day off, I should get some beer. The Asian guy at the corner opens his store at seven-thirty. What luck. :) I purchased a twelve pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Awesomeness. I did not purchase any cigarettes. You know why? Because I QUIT SMOKING, bitches! booyah.

Turns out, drinking all morning was a poor choice because I missed my date with myself to go see W at the Broadway Cinema tonight. I was also to provide couch and floor space for a band performing at Kilby Court but I missed that as well. I could have had company. Precious company. With so many people in Salt Lake City, it is ironic how difficult it is to find company. Everyone is alone in the city. Urban living oh how I adore and loathe thee at the same time.

I have three Miller High Lifes left and I am contemplating drinking them. I picked them up after the 12-pack of PBR ran out. Just before that time, some guy comes knocking on my door and guess what. I HAVE A KEY TO MY MAILBOX NOW! I haven’t had a key for that thing since umm… June? That’s a long time. Too bad the guy payed a locksmith to come out, because all we had to do was buy a new lock for it. He informed me that he would be charging my landlord 12 dollars for the new lock.

So I drunk dialed my landlord to tell her the good news. And I spoke with her for like, 10 minutes, going on and on about the awesome material she used for the curtains that she gave me. They are a deep dark indigo color. BUT, in the afternoon when the sun is shining through them, they are RED. It’s freaking awesome. And later when the sun is not shining directly through them, they are BLUE and when there is no sun shining through them they are PURPLE. These are the coolest curtains ever.

Besides all that, I had a date with myself to be at the Tavernacle at eight P.M. tonight. By the time I got to my second High Life however, I had somehow passed out. Total Lameness.

I didn’t even realize what had happened until 2am this morning. And that is my story.

Tags: curtains, date, drunk dialing, drunkenness, movies, pbr, w

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