Archive for July, 2008

ghost in the

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

I just had a great idea. But first I want to talk to myself about how I may or may not be recovering my archives and all of my previous content. I was building an actual library of content there for a minute. I want to do as schneier had proposed and store all of my life in one digital location. We are getting closer. I could build a computer to solely track keldwud through google and download all content and arrange it chronologically. Then what would I do with it? Gimme some ideas of what one would do with a whole years worth of recorded life all in the same spot. How would you chose to relive it?

The idea that I am considering is going to be something of an artpiece. It will inflame and enrage many because it involves not quite creating the content but aggregating the content to tell a story. Instead of using one person’s content, I will use the internets to tell a story by pulling comments and posts and all sorts of what-not off the live feed and pulling them out of context and placing them in a new context.

The idea may not be new, and I may be screwing myself out of a cool idea by tipping my hand for all to see but who cares? Ima have some fun with this new idea.

I hope to create a multi-media art exhibit to display in an actual art gallery. I wish to combine all the different types of media and put them together into one cohesive jumbled chaotic work to display. I think this is something that I can pull off.

frustration

Monday, July 14th, 2008

I am very annoyed with wordpress lately. I was working on my slcguide site and I was trying out different themes. Well, I installed the wrong theme because now I cannot access my admin panel. It comes up as blank. I never should have trusted that theme.

I had a killer sammich from Johnny’s on Second today for dinner. It was the 9-ball. My mouth is watering again just thinking about it. Chicken, ranch, fresh tomatoes, fresh lettuce, some other things and it is bigger than my forearms.

Drank some water and scarfed my food over at Bar-X with some strangers that I met off the internet. Hi person I just met! I know you’re reading ;) We talked about my sexy seven inches of computing power and pickled eggs.

I have a theory about pickled eggs, and I believe it to be true. It goes something like this: Have you ever found pickled eggs in a location that is not white trash? I’m not talking shit on pickled eggs or white trash (I happen to be white trash – check out the awesome moustache on my flickr) it’s just that pickled eggs can only be found in certain places. Have you ever noticed that? Maybe I will compile a list of places you can find pickled eggs.

I remember one morning after feeding a housefull of kids some tea and marshmallows that near the end one of the psychonauts was interested in procuring a pickled egg. He thought this would be an easy task. I warned him everytime he came back empty handed.

He said, oh hay Smith’s will have them they have everything. He came back complaining that nobody there even knew what a pickled egg was. This went on through several stores and gas stations and every time I told him that he has to put on a wife beater and imagine where he would be if he lived in a trailer park. Well, the nearest location for pickled eggs was too far so he never got to eat one.

Because of this experience, later that week I purchased a pickled egg from the gas station down the street of where I used to live. Yum. Now I want a damned pickled egg! I will publish a page dedicated to pickled eggs.

Anybody want to take a word count for how many times I said pickled eggs this post? I should be getting paid top dollar. ;)

in utero

Saturday, July 12th, 2008

Hey, I’m migrating my blog.

I switched servers and forgot to click on “export” in my old wordpress before switching the server where keldwud.org points to. So I just need to wait until I can point a new domain over to my old server before I can log back onto it and grab all of my old posts.

change your luxury

Saturday, July 12th, 2008

Received the following in my email, and it got me to thinking..

I will be asking [person] questions on how to prosper financially when:

  • Gas is over $4 per gallon.
  • Real Estate and Stock Markets are down
  • A recession appears eminent

Hey I have answers to all three of those questions for ya ;)

Take the money you would normally be investing in Real Estate and Stocks and invest in a home that is located within 3 miles of your place of work, invest in a scooter/motorcycle/bicycle, invest some money into a garden. Does not matter if you have 6 square feet, or 100, you can grow something.

Shut off your cable bill, stop buying movies and stream your television or movies across the Internet. Difference between 80 bucks a month and 10 bucks a month.

Change your eating habits. Make sure everyone in your household eats a variety of things to get full. Not one or two. Eat smaller portions of meat. Meat will kill your grocery bill if you are eating it until you get full. Cook it with other things. Don’t forget to eat staples with your meals. Eat three meals a day instead of one small one and then one big meal and you will spend less on food because you will have more energy. EAT FOOD THAT IS IN SEASON and grown within 100 miles. It will cost you less in the long run because you are not paying to have it shipped.

Stop sleeping more than 8 hours per day. Those extra 2-4 hours that you are wasting on sleep can be used to be more productive and either generate more income or work on projects that will make your life easier and simpler. Wake up and then take a nap later in the day if you must.

If you cannot move closer to your job, arrange to telecommute or sell your extra vehicles (because I know they all have more than one) and learn how to timeshare a vehicle and spend the money you are saving on a commuter pass.

Learn how to be comfortable in the summer in a 75 degree house. Wear lighter clothing at home. In the winter, learn how to be comfortable at 69 degrees. This will save you several hundred dollars a year.

Unplug all of your electronic device chargers. They are sucking elecricity. Get a lower powered computer. Smaller processor equals less energy consumption equals big savings on electricity each year. Unplug your large ticket items when not in use. Even better, watch less t.v. during the day. If you limit the television to being powered on to less than 4 hours per day instead of the usual 8 or more imagine the savings on your electricity bill.

Cut caffeine and soda out of your diet. This will save you anywhere from one hundred to two hundred a month. Maybe even more.

Go out to one of the many FREE events in your hometown. There are plenty of events in every city, especially during the summer that cost NOTHING to attend. Take the kids. Go to the park, read stories together.

VOTE WITH YOUR DOLLAR!

before you make a vote with your dollar, stop and ask yourself the following questions

  • Is this enriching my life in any way? Be it intellectually, emotionally, physically or whatever. Or is it just harming me in the long run?
  • How is my decision going to affect my family and close friends?
  • How is my decision going to affect my community?
  • Can I get this somewhere else for free?
  • Can I provide it for myself with the resources I already have?
  • Can a family member or friend or colleague provide it for me with the resources they already have, and can we negotiate a better trade for the both of us?

Hopefully these thoughts are enough to get the common man thinking and maybe you can share them with some of your colleagues ;)